knifegoblin:

jesse mccree can without a doubt do every step of the cotton eyed joe, but you know what’s better? genji can do it too. he learned it from jesse in PT after being rebuilt as an “agility exercise” and never forgot

hanzo sees this one day and is appalled

bigassmagnet:

Studio: We’re making a new movie in that franchise you like!

Me: Oh great–

Studio: We’re putting Benedict Cumberbatch in it!

Me: 

gaymilesedgeworth:

brehaaorgana:

gaymilesedgeworth:

one of my friends is a very pregnant dog and like 3 times a day i say to her “hello! you are full of several other smaller dogs!” and she wags her entire body at me like “it’s true!!! i contain multitudes”

i love that ur friend is the pregnant dog. what a nice friend to have.

ya she’s my buddy i love her!

capnledian:

Caboose learns about Carolina’s space bubble in a very exciting manner.

She apologizes later (it really was on reflex) but makes sure caboose knows to not sneak up on her AND ask.

this probably happens at least a few more times before he gets a hang of that system tho haha

and then carolina goes around the entire island determined to be the BEST at hugs and its awkward for EVERYONE

littlefists:

tuckerfuckingdidit:

tuckerfuckingdidit:

tuckerfuckingdidit:

*slips you a dollar* the reds and blues take locus home and start calling him “lo”

*hands you another dollar* grif starts it

*shoves a wad of cash into your pocket* it catches on, and locus has no idea whether it’s due to ease, or if this group of people actually likes him

he is unreasonably alarmed by the prospect of the latter

lo

LO

LO