Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.
this dog that i dogsit for is an actual angel sent from heaven, evidence:
he’s 100 lbs and so gentle i don’t need any special collar or leash or harness to walk him, ever
he was meant to be a service dog but he was too shy so he became a rescue, can u even imagine
so well behaved he waits for me at the tops and bottoms of flights of stairs until i tell him it’s okay to go ahead up/down the next flight
he somehow communicates to his dads how much he loves me bc they tell me every time i leave and they come back he’s sad ?? my son !
he knows that if it rains or snows or he gets wet he needs to wait at the bottom of the stairs inside their condo to be towel dried
he is trained to towel dry himself; i hold out the towel and he wiggles his body through it back and forth until i dry his tail and that’s his signal to go ahead and go inside
he hangs out by my feet all evening making big impatient huffing noises until i go in the bedroom with him and sit up in bed doing whatever i’m doing so he can sleep by me
like i feel the need to reblog this post bc i neglected to include evidence:
loves pets and attention but is shy so once given pets and attention basically loses his mind and rubs his face all over you while not knowing what to do with his entire 100 lbs self
always a slut for chin scratches
spots of white on chest and toes and chin
will pretend to be scary at men when they come into the house until i reassure him it’s ok
other dogs Love him bc he’s so big and so sweet and so chill and it’s fun to walk the best looking dog who is also the nicest dog while everyone around you is like “wow ur dog is so cool” like thanks i made him
if u ask him ‘who’s a good boy?!?!’ he seems genuinely concerned it might not be him until you confirm such to be true
Please always confirm to him that he is not only a good boy but the best boy
okay idek where this one came from but like an au halfway between greek mythology and magical realism in which underworld god!Bucky keeps having trouble with his mischievous and hyperactive dog Cerberus and kidnaps hires dog trainer!Steve to help him
“Steve, what the hell did I tell you about teaching my dog to shake – are you two playing fetch???”
“He’s a very smart god.”
“He’s a powerful and fearsome creature of death and destruction and he’s supposed to guard the gateS OF THE UNDERWORLD TO PREVENT THE DEAD FROM – NO I DID NOT SAY ‘PLAY DEAD’, GET UP YOU USELESS OVERSIZED FLEABAG!’
Omg!! Bless
pls picture Bucky walking in on them sleeping like this, with the tiny kitten being post-serum!Steve, and Cerberus actually just being that big
Also, in case you can’t read the text from displays on first panel they say this :
Phone panel : “Not sure I expected to ever see you again after all that happened, Reyes.. But to meet you as a shadow casted by even a darker matter is something I wish I never saw.”
“I never believed in ghosts either, but it seems like my beliefs were wrong. You know I always enjoyed the dark.. Jack.”
Sombra panel : “Sorry for my attitude earlier, Gabe. I really want to talk to you.. And I got churros >3″
“Fine. Come over. Just don’t make me get up for the door.”
I thought about this AU a lot. I’ve a lot of ideas but I suck at comics AND I suck more at writting so this will do I guess… I’m really really happy that you liked it, thanks to you I got this out of my head so thanks! (Long post sorry!)
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