uuuugh

i should probably set up a doctor’s appointment about my ear

but i dont want toooo, its prob gonna be expensive just to have him look at it and tell me what i already know that my body makes too much goddamn earwax for some godawful reason

i don’t even wear headphones anymore except when i’m traveling, and even that’s a rare occurrence, so its not like I’m jamming qtips into my ears or plugging them up with technology that could cause the natural ear cleaning process is damaged/blocked

XP

besides, unless he’s gonna give me a personal ear canal scraper, i don’t think there’s much to be done

(do prescription strength earwax dissolving drops exist? …..or OTC/at-home ear enemas???)

muchymozzarella:

From all the headcanons with Hanzo I’m surprised we don’t get more incessant martial arts master Hanzo who keeps spouting random pearls of wisdom and advice like he’s 80 years old instead of 38 like

He and Zenyatta would probably be best friends simply because they could hold hour long conversations made up of simple exchanges of random wisdom