Hallows eve is Basically a Robbery

yourplayersaidwhat:

So a bit of context: we banded together to have a halloween game early (we called it part 1 because we were gonna do an actual one on halloween) everyone in the party knows what Hallows eve is except our tank (what we call our knight) who grew up with wolves. So we had to explain in character what hallows eve is.

Druid (me): so we basically dress up in costumes and are given free stuff

Tank: So like… a robbery?

Bard: no! You go to a place and are given stuff in spirit!! *as said with the most pure tone*

Tank: so… a festive robbery! *begins to pull out their sword*

Bard, Druid, and Rogue in unison: n O!

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

folk-punk:

please google what an artichoke is

Suddenly eating vegetables just became a lot more badass

snout:

snout:

good comedic device: when somebody throws an object offscreen and an inappropriate sound effect plays such as an explosion

important addition to this post: when things that are not independently combustible violently explode on impact

eastofthemoon:

allura-of-altea:

pidger:

dos santos confirmed that lance once tried farming as a part time job and i’ve never been so SHAKEN,

combining this knowledge with the fact that we know Lance plays video games one can only conclude that one summer Lance hyperfixated on harvestmoon/stardew valley so hard that he decided to try it for real

@isabeau25

fyeahmarvel:

#The Most Humble

growlybeast:

Overwatch: San Jesselito

Just Jesse McCree looking vaguely divine.

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cynicaln:

He’s already lost count of how many times he had run.

Theme “Run” for the 11th day of Inktober. Tired and hurt Jesse McCree ruminates on the path he’s taken. Takes place sometimes before the recall, I think.

zookmurnig:

So, here’s a Sukkot story my rabbi shared with us.

A Jewish man living in New York City built his sukkah a couple days ahead of Sukkot, to be ready. He lived in an apartment building, though, so he had to build it on the roof. His landlord went up as he was putting on the final touches, and when he saw the structure, he went ballistic. “That’s not allowed in the lease! Take it down immediately or I’m gonna have to kick you out.” The Jewish man cited his right to religious freedom and that it’s a part of his culture and religion. The landlord wouldn’t hear it. He took his tenant to court the next day, and after hearing both sides’ arguments, the judge announced his ruling. “I’m sorry, but your landlord is right, sir. You have ten days to take down the structure.” And the Jewish man smiled and went home to his sukkah for the holiday.

sadakotetsuwan:

the-female-gaymer:

X gonn give it to ya.

I HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET THIS INTRO AGAIN

I WON’T LET IT GO TO WASTE

dancinbutterfly:

jewish-suggestion:

A Jewish perspective on reproductive justice and birth control access from twitter user @lechatsavant.

IDK about other Jews, but I want all goyim who see this – especially American goyim from Christian backgrounds – feel free to keep this in your pocket the “freedom of religion” birth control argument comes up. In fact, I encourage you to use it.