Yo know how Nanu in Pokemon Sun/Moon lives with like 12 meowths? And also there’s a lady on one of the routes in… Akala, I think, who lives with like 8 stufful?
Reblog this and put in the tags which single pokemon you’d adopt like 10 of and contentedly live with. Bonus points if you say why and what you’d do with them. I’m curious…
In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.
This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story
hawke has multiple scars on his arms from twirling his blade magestick around and dropping it like a dumbass
his enemies take the large gashes seriously cause “holy hell this mage clearly doesnt fuck around when it comes to fighting” but the squad is just shaking their heads thinking “you dont even know”
Is there any more quintessential a Middle Class White Family experience than having to deal with relatives who get super mad about redistributive economic policies not because they expect to one day become part of the economic elite, but because they imagine they already are?
Like, buddy, you’re a two hundred grand in debt and you take the bus to the mall. The fact that you timeshare a lakefront cabin doesn’t make you Bill Gates. Your net worth is couch change to actual wealthy folks – these people are not your peers.
In Ireland, there is a political party that want to add a tax of 1% on people who have incomes and assets exceeding €1 million a year. Our friends are going mental and saying they will have to leave the country, that this will crush them……Dude, you earn 37,000 your wife earns 37,000 between you you earn 74,000, your safe, this will not affect you in anyway. Calm the fuck down!
I’m reblogging this mostly for the benefit of the folks saying “dude, that’s only in America”. I’m Canadian, this poster’s Irish – like, come on, let’s stop pretending we’re all squeaky-clean by pointing at America. It’s self-congratulatory bullshit.
you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
I actually am so fascinated by the 180 Wendy’s has done with their social media etiquette. Like, who was the intern or entry level Social media person who slipped up and clapped back the first time? When the team realized that it made them more successful in terms of engagement and relevance, did the management team just go “You have permission to be an asshole within reason because memes”?
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