ubercharge:

here are some of hanzo’s entertaining hots lines seeing as both wikis seem to lack transcriptions

  • [if you keep clicking on him] WHAT? SPEAK.
  • [if you keep clicking on him]

    have you nothing better to do? no, of course you don’t, as i expected.

  • revenge is never a straight line. it’s a forest. and like a forest, it can be most enjoyable.
  • every year, i sneak into shimada castle to honour my fallen brother. you’d think at this point, the clan would just close the gate.
  • garrosh is PROUD of his tattoos, but can they summon a pair of SPIRIT DRAGONS? HA! DIDN’T THINK SO.
  • it’s not my fault if people want to pick me all the time. they simply recognize greatness when they see it.
  • IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I SHOULD SUCCEED. OTHERS SHOULD FAIL.
  • they say that ‘perfect’ is the enemy of ‘good’. so i guess i’m a villain after all. [laughing]
  • heal yourself before you become a burden.
  • if you do not heal yourself, you will die.
  • a talking fish? is this a JOKE?
  • overwatch? ha! so you are the ones for whom my brother betrayed his clan.
  • your archery is keen, but your heart is SOFT. compassion has no place in battle.
  • crossbows? ha, toys for CHILDREN
  • ha! save your concern for yourself.
  • you DARE to disrespect me?
  • you could train for a hundred years and STILL not reach my level.
  • this conversation bores me. it ends now.
  • you can either be silent, or start making sense.
  • [probably talking to the monster heroes] whatever you are, just stay out of my way.
  • [probably talking to the monster heroes]

    whatever you are, i suggest you prove yourself useful.

  • your words are a waste of breath.
  • so you’ve heard of my skills before? good. your ideals are childish. open your eyes to the real world.
  • that armour… you look ridiculous.
  • yes, you will soon witness what a TRUE archer can do.
  • you are no TRUE dragon.
  • is that the BEST overwatch can offer?

1. he continues to make fun of other sniper weapons (rifle and crossbow)
2. there are references to both his murdering genji and interactions with genji who is another hots hero, so just try figuring that mess out

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

thesovereignempress:

gentlesoulfoxy:

nicterhorstsketch:

jestre:

nerdfaceangst:

nerdfaceangst:

cthulhu:

chairhiro:

feigenbaumsworld:

image

Last Wednesday, FCC Chairman Tom Wheeler announced a proposal for new rules that would allow for a “ fast lane” of Internet traffic for content providers who are willing (and able) to pay a fee. [1] The proposal reverses the FCC’s previous commitment to net neutrality and open internet and allows ISP’s like Comcast or Verizon to slow down and censor services that don’t pay the toll.

We have to be totally honest, this situation is seriously grim. But there is still hope. The FCC already knows that the Internet community wants net neutrality, but they think they can put their spin on these new rules and sneak them through. If we can prove them wrong right now with a massive public outcry, we can literally save the Internet once again.

We need to stop the FCC now. Big business groups are already ramping up lobbying efforts with the FCC in swarms since Wednesday’s announcement in support of censoring the open Internet and to ensure this dangerous proposal moves forward. [2]

This is a critical moment. In the last few weeks more than 65,000 people have taken action with us. Can you help us get to 80,000 by the end of the day today?

[1] Gautham Nagesh. “FCC to Propose New ‘Net Neutrality’ Rules”.
http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702304518704579519963416350296

[2] Edward Wyatt. Edward Wyatt. “Lobbying Efforts Intensify After F.C.C. Tries 3rd Time on Net Neutrality” http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/25/business/lobbying-efforts-intensify-after-fcc-tries-3rd-time-on-net-neutrality.html?hpw&rref=politics

 
Fight For The Future

we’re almost ¾ of the way there!! c’mon guys, every bit counts!

will it ever stop

fucking signal boost

IF YOU ARE NOT SIGNAL BOOSTING THIS YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION.

IF THE U.S. FALLS TO THIS IT WILL OPEN OTHER DANGEROUS DOORS INTERNATIONALLY.

Start a civil war against the US government.

Signal boost for my us followers

I try to keep the things I reblog as blog/mun-centric as possible, but this is something I just can’t let slide.

I’ve been following this cause since last year.  I’ve signed petitions, I’ve called representatives, I’ve been to protests, the whole nine yards.

This right here?  This is not a joke.  This is seriously happening, guys.

Remember the Wikipedia shutdown?  That was to protest this right here.  If you haven’t taken action against this yet, frankly, what is wrong with you?  If this doesn’t get stopped, we’re going to lose the thing that brings us all together unless we shell out huge sums of cash to these corrupt bastards.

Do not just sit there and keep browsing.

Do not scroll past this.

Fight.

Donated.

Give whatever you can.

The internet just changed: Net Neutrality is dead.

bramblepatch:

dragon-in-a-fez:

forbiddenseason:

beepadoobop:

forbiddenseason:

forbiddenseason:

beepadoobop:

People who eat nerds like they are taking a shot scare me to the bone

I keep thinking abt this post. How else does one eat nerds??????

Like what do you do?? Pick them all out one by one?? Isn’t it much better to rip the box open and crunch them all at once ?

1) yes 2) fuck you

coward

I completely forgot nerds were a candy for this entire post

Obviously the correct way is to pour out a small amount into your hand and then thp thp thp them with the tip of your tongue like a lizard

delilahmidnight:

runawaymarbles:

archwrites:

adumbrant:

They’re trying to increase taxes on everyone but the wealthy. #KilltheBill

It passed the House yesterday. Time to target the Senate.

Things this bill will do:

Make it almost unaffordable for many people to go to grad school by taxing your tuition waver (this would mean a grad student at a private university would spend 40% of their stipend on taxes)

Repeal the Obamacare mandate making insurance less affordable

Increase taxes on people making less than 70k/year

Save Trump’s family a literal billion dollars

Give a tax break for owning a private jet.

Guys remember resistbot is still a thing!! Text RESIST to 50409 and get moving!!

The U.S. government is using Thanksgiving to hide its plans to destroy net neutrality

fullhalalalchemist:

cultofthewyrm:

This is important and everyone should know about it. Ajit Pai is an unapologetic piece of shit and he needs to be opposed at every turn. Signal boost. 

democrats AND republicans both want net neutrality.
advocacy groups in touch with congress have said that if your members of
congress receive calls from you, they are more encouraged and more
likely to take action to stop Pai’s plan to gut net neutrality. after
Nov. 22, it will be MUCH HARDER to convince your member of congress.

please, call them. call them daily.

https://www.battleforthenet.com/

hey guys, please reblog this version and don’t forget to call!!! if you are nervous about calling, you can use resistbot to send faxes to your reps and the stance app to pre-record your message so you won’t have to speak to anyone. (available in both google play and app store)

The U.S. government is using Thanksgiving to hide its plans to destroy net neutrality

ravingsofamadpoet:

Remember the last time the FCC nearly killed net neutrality?

Tumblr had this nice big banner at the top of your dashboard alerting any active user about the problem. Guess what has changed since then? Verizon, one of the companies gunning for the death of net neutrality owns yahoo who in turn own Tumblr. Spread the word, tell everyone you can: battleforthenet.com tag posts you see about net neutrality with popular tags so the news spreads.