ubercharge:

here are some of hanzo’s entertaining hots lines seeing as both wikis seem to lack transcriptions

• [if you keep clicking on him] WHAT? SPEAK.

• [if you keep clicking on him]

  have you nothing better to do? no, of course you don’t, as i expected.

• revenge is never a straight line. it’s a forest. and like a forest, it can be most enjoyable.
• every year, i sneak into shimada castle to honour my fallen brother. you’d think at this point, the clan would just close the gate.
• garrosh is PROUD of his tattoos, but can they summon a pair of SPIRIT DRAGONS? HA! DIDN’T THINK SO.
• it’s not my fault if people want to pick me all the time. they simply recognize greatness when they see it.
• IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I SHOULD SUCCEED. OTHERS SHOULD FAIL.
• they say that ‘perfect’ is the enemy of ‘good’. so i guess i’m a villain after all. [laughing]
• heal yourself before you become a burden.
• if you do not heal yourself, you will die.
• a talking fish? is this a JOKE?
• overwatch? ha! so you are the ones for whom my brother betrayed his clan.
• your archery is keen, but your heart is SOFT. compassion has no place in battle.
• crossbows? ha, toys for CHILDREN
• ha! save your concern for yourself.
• you DARE to disrespect me?
• you could train for a hundred years and STILL not reach my level.
• this conversation bores me. it ends now.
• you can either be silent, or start making sense.
• [probably talking to the monster heroes] whatever you are, just stay out of my way.

• [probably talking to the monster heroes]

  whatever you are, i suggest you prove yourself useful.

• your words are a waste of breath.
• so you’ve heard of my skills before? good. your ideals are childish. open your eyes to the real world.
• that armour… you look ridiculous.
• yes, you will soon witness what a TRUE archer can do.
• you are no TRUE dragon.
• is that the BEST overwatch can offer?

1. he continues to make fun of other sniper weapons (rifle and crossbow)
2. there are references to both his murdering genji and interactions with genji who is another hots hero, so just try figuring that mess out