Starfleet Admirals get worried when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices.
Starfleet Admirals get a little scared when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices followed by Commander Spock.
Starfleet Admirals get fucking terrified when Captain Kirk bursts into their offices with both Commander Spock and Doctor McCoy by his sides.
I love this because I get why the admiral is scared. Kirk bursts in by himself, that’s troubling but not full red alert yet. He’s followed by Spock and oh shit it’s yellow alert because whatever Kirk’s cooking up, Spock is on board with it and if Spock is on board then it means it’s Logical and they’ll probably get their way. But then sometimes they both have insane schemes that somehow Kirk talks Spock into but if McCoy is with them then RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THE VOICE OF REASON IS NOW ANOTHER AGENT OF CHAOS AND WHATEVER THEY WANT THEY’LL GET EVEN IF THEY HAVE TO STRAP FOUR WARP CORES TOGETHER AND RIDE THAT SHIT BACK TO THE MESOZOIC ERA TO DO IT
the most terrifying of all is Spock and McCoy showing up without Kirk because oh god what did he do now
Drew these awhile ago, waiting to post them when I had time to actually focus on the AU, buuuut that kinda never happened lol. So have this sketch dump!
It’s also in front of customers. This is not good practise. If you work in hospitality/tourism it is seen as incredibly lazy and improper. And if I walk into a retail shop then I want the retail workers to acknowledge I’m there, not just sat there looking down at their phone not even bothering to serve me.
Ah yes, sitting is lazy. Unlike standing for hours at a time which is completly healthy and doesn’t hurt at all.
No one said let them be on their phones, but let them sit down after standing for hours at a time which is hell on the feet and back. Just say you hate minimum wage workers and go
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