Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
Sneak into Katsuki Bakugo’s room while he is asleep and remain inside as long as you dare without waking him up. Your turn ends when you exit the room or when Bakugo catches you.
Rules:
Don’t wake up Bakugo.
Seriously. Don’t wake up Bakugo.
First player of the round is known as the Risk Taker.
The loser of the previous round is known as the Sacrifice and must take their turn during Bakugo’s afternoon nap.
Each player is required to perform an Initializing and/or a Collection.
Initializing is the act of writing your initials on Bakugo (pen provided).
Collection is the act of taking physical evidence of tactile contact.
Plucking hair is not allowed. Take only hairs that have been shed on the pillow.
Nitroglycerin sweat will be ignited on player to validate.
The timer doesn’t start until the door closes behind you.
The timer stops the moment you open the door.
Don’t tell Tenya Iida.
Points:
10 seconds = 1 point
Risk Taker = 5 points
Initializing (foot) = 3 points
Initializing (arm) = 5 points
Initializing (hand) = 8 points
Initializing (face) = 10 points
Collection (hair) = 8 points
Collection (nitroglycerin sweat) = 20 points
Getting caught = -20 points
Waking Bakugo BUT he falls back to sleep = -10 points
No Initializing or Collection = -20% points
Winner:
Whoever has the most points by the end of the round wins. The prize is having next week’s chores divided amongst the rest of the players.
Loser:
Whoever first gets caught by Bakugo, otherwise whoever has the least points. The penalty is being the Sacrifice in the next game and a guaranteed explosion to the face.
Top Scores:
Eijirou Kirishima – 191 points
Fumikage Tokoyami – 184 points
Izuku Midoriya – 177 points
Honorable Mentions:
Kyoka Jirou – Lulled a groggy Bakugo back to sleep with a song. Successfully escaped.
Denki Kaminari & Mina Ashido – Collaborated on a comic strip that covered Bakugo’s arm up to his neck. Ashido successfully escaped. Kaminari did not.
Hitoshi Shinsou – Brainwashed Bakugo into Initializing himself and returning to sleep. Successfully escaped.
Disclaimer:
This game is played at your own risk.
This game is played with Bakugo’s full knowledge and consent.
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