chrishoulihan:

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

#do u ever see shit like this and realize #that in the real world #this has literally no meaning #but seven thousand people on this website saw it #understood it #and then shared it with others #sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)

OOTD

Wearing pjs at the 24 hour emergency vet clinic because of a dogs bloody vomit at midnight

Woooo

robregal:

freeandformed:

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

it happened today, damn that was like 3 days maybe?

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

hogwartshousefriends:

hogwartshousefriends:

My brother: *to his online friends* I gotta go. My pizza is here.

One of his online friends: Where’s my pizza?

Everyone: *laughs*

My brother: *logs out of chat*

Me: You know. You could order them pizza.

My brother: What?

Me: You know his adress.

My brother: We live in Canada. They are in the States.

Me: So. You can order it online and pay with a credit card.

-20 minutes later-

Online friend: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET ME A PIZZA FROM CANADA?

I like how thus far there seems to be two responses to this post.

1. This is soooo sweet and pure.

2. Tagging a friend with something to the the effect of “Where’s my pizza?”

glamournessmygod:

it’s 7th of april and you know whose bday it is today 😀

it’s jackie chan’s bday reblog this during this time and you will get money

garrettauthor:

garrettauthor:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wintergrey:

garrettbrobinson:

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

ikimaru:

does he?

melonmemes:

Lol this got me

ludwigplayingthetrombone:

I love that blackwatch is full of very skilled and dangerous nerds

@aerihead mentioned the “what the FUCK, Richard” vine and couldn’t resist

don’t tag as any ship

bnha au where deku had a quirk

masterdipster:

But the quirk is called “Reluctant Hero”

Basically it’s the power of somehow always being in the right place at the right time when villainous things are happening

But Deku is always 1000% done

Doesn’t really care about being a hero

He’s just smart

So he hates his quirk

But he can’t help helping people

And even though he doesn’t give a shit he always somehow ends up saying the right thing and getting drawn into more heroic situations which he hates

Deku: walking peacefully Slime Monster: GRAAHHHHHHH Deku: walking faster oh god oh god oh god please god let it not be someone i know Bakugo: GRAAHHHHHHH Deku: already rushing in to save him goddamnit Kacchan

All Might: my boy… Do u want to be a hero Deku: no All Might: such conviction,,, i will pass my quirk onto u!!!!!

Uraraka: I guess my reason for wanting to be a hero is pretty selfish, huh? Deku: u know what i don’t really care Uraraka: tearing up Deku,,, ure so nice

Todoroki: seriousface I,,, will beat u Deku: ok

Todoroki: i want to win without using his power!!!!!! Deku: i already said i don’t care about your quirk

Echoing in Todoroki’s head your quirk, your quirk, your quirk,

Todoroki: Midoriya,,,, thank u explodes into fire

Midoriya: i literally said I don’t care but go off I guess