oh! a friend

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I’m excited for that Bumblebee movie man.

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ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ ʀʜᴀᴘsᴏᴅʏ – ᴛᴡɪᴛᴛᴇʀ – sᴛᴏʀᴇ – ɪɴsᴛᴀɢʀᴀᴍ

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Boromir: *lying awake one night* Hey Merry. you awake.

Merry: ?I am now

Boromir: what are baby hobbits called

Merry: …hobbit… babies?

Boromir: yes those, what do you call them?

Merry: hobbit babies.

Boromir: yes but what are they CALLED.

Merry: hobbit. babies.

Boromir: but what are they called?

Merry: I give up *goes back to sleep*

Boromir: *staring up at the sky* I still don’t know what they’re called

~next morning~

Merry: hey Boromir

Boromir: hm?

Merry: last night. did you wake me up. to ask me what hobbit babies are called.

Merry: or did I dream that

Boromir: ………………….you never answered the question

Merry: yes I did

Boromir: no you didn’t

Merry: Frodo. Sam. Anyone. please help.

Sam: Mr Merry what the fresh hell are you talking about

Merry: Sam tell Boromir what we call baby hobbits

Sam: ……you mean… babies?

Merry: exactly

Boromir: ………….OH

Boromir: I thought. there might be a special word.

Sam: no we just call them babies why would there be a special word

Merry: what would it even… be

Boromir: I don’t know that’s why I was ASKING

Legolas, from the other side of the hill: BOBBITS

Pippin: BOBBITS

Merry: no

Pippin: I’m making it happen

Merry: nO

Pippin: bobbits. little bobbits. back when i was a bobbit. I love it.

Sam: *not looking up from what he’s doing* Mr Pippin if you ever say that word around me again I am going to rip your guts out through your nose

Pippin: ……………wow.

*Merry losing his shit in the foreground*

*Aragorn losing his fucking mind in the background*

I’d be pissed too if some jerk interrupted my conversation with All Might tbh

no fucks given to anatomy for Insignificant Villain #1298

You should have realized something was up when Katsuki decided to come with, man.

athanatosora:

~~Children violence is not the answer you could get in trouble~~

It’s called “children doing their duty of protecting their sick dad,” All Might. This is officially a headcanon of mine and nothing can change this fact. ~~Have I convinced you all that yuuei is a family yet~~

(Happy Father’s Day everyone!)

orriculum:

orriculum:

in a dnd game i had to role-play my bard asking the princess to marry him so i word-for-word quoted mr darcy’s proposal to elizabeth from the end of the book and now the half of my group that has never read pride and prejudice thinks im a hopeless romantic

@ccea here you go

hunk is sad that his boi almost died and pidge is in a constant state of “the fuck keef”

hunk and pidge’s stress levels went up 200% because both of their rowdy boys are gonna get themselves killed (again)

pidge_hunk_faith_in_friends_mental_states.exe has stopped working

*curb your enthusiasm theme plays as it slowly zooms in on grandpa shiro’s face*

shiro: I DIDN’T COME BACK FROM DEATH JUST TO HAVE TO GO BACK INTO HELL TO DRAG YOUR STUPID ASSES OUT

pepper-bottom:

In which Shiro finds out about Keith’s attempted sacrifice and he TRIES to have a group therapy session but 2/5 of his space kids are self-sacrificing idiots

aka my failed attempt at an angsty comic about Keith and Lance’s issues