Author: theclumsiestninja

thanbk:

thanbk:

financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

madamehearthwitch:

themiscyra1983:

booksforthoughts:

you-had-me-at-hallow:

I have a headcanon that Hermione insists her children attend some primary muggle schooling before Hogwarts, just as she had done. Now, imagine Arthur Weasley attending his grandchild’s science fair, being the ultra proud grandfather….and yet also completely geeking out over absolutely EVERYTHING.

Canon

“That is a volcano, that is a VERY SMALL VOLCANO, how – young lady, how did you make this? Baking soda and food coloring? MARVELOUS!”

HOLY SHIT. YES.

geekandmisandry:

mysharona1987:

Um…at the risk of sounding snobby here: Do the elitist GOP get that the house doesn’t even look that good?

Not that I’m judging: I grew up in some mediocre places too. It’s fine, and there are certainly worse places. I agree with her: It was likely fine to grow up in.  

But it’s a pretty mundane and rundown. By any standards.

But it’s a standing house. So apparently, per the Republicans, she’s a limousine liberal.  

I second this, I grew up poor and this house…well, it’s not a “dump” or anything, but is no better a house than I was raised in with two parents barely making enough money to make the mortgage payments.

ozzyozmcozman:

sensicalabsurdities:

patchworkheart:

natural–blues:

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

If you’re a wlw ask if Morticia would ever treat you this way.

If the answer is no, move on.

“Is this how an Addams would behave?” Is the best way to make sure you’re being treated fairly and with love

Except maybe not for sibling relationships because Wednesday likes to try to guillotine her brother.

no that’s just how siblings are

queer-sighted:

queer-sighted:

my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”

our dishwasher broke over a year ago

our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013

the mystery has been solved

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

well were they clean?

anarchetypal:

after watching alfredo’s incredible reaction after winning a race in that cunning stunts video, all i can think of is like

alfredo joining the fake ah crew and doing his best to act tough and up to par with these people who seem a little terrifying/intimidating and are infamous in the city

and so he goes on a heist with the crew for the first time, and they end up in a tight situation with the lspd in some warehouse

and things are looking pretty dire but then alfredo manages to make this perfect shot that blows up some conveniently-located flammable tank and obliterates or scares off the officers

after the dust settles, the crew glances back, expecting alfredo to look smug or badass about it, but instead alfredo lets out this delighted whoop! and takes a sprinting victory lap around the smoking warehouse with his hands in the air because did you see that!! that was awesome! i’m awesome!

which pretty much sets the tone for what kind of crew member alfredo is