now I’m eagerly awaiting the day Hanzo and McCree can be loudly heard from anywhere in the watchpoint snarking back and forth, Hanzo projecting from the diaphragm about idk all the cool shit he did last mission and McCree is just cackling about how they outsmarted their foes or w/e

claroquequiza:

A running joke among the other agents will be how quiet and timid Hanzo is, based on how he was when he first arrived. They take aside newbies and whisper, “When you meet Hanzo, keep your voice down and try not to smile. He hates loud noises and happiness.”

Then he strides into the room and bellows, 

“NEW RECRUITS! YOU HONOR US WITH YOUR PRESENCE, BUT BE WARNED: THIS WORK IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART. IF I HAVE TO SNIPE MORE THAN THREE ENEMIES SNEAKING UP BEHIND YOU, MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE YOUR ASSES! NOW COME, MY HUSBAND HAS PREPARED A KARAOKE PARTY TO WELCOME YOU. IF YOU EVEN THINK TO MAKE FUN OF HIS SONG CHOICES, I WILL 

S  K  E  W  E  R 

YOU. COME! THE PARTY AWAITS!”

And then he proceeds to outdrink and outfight even the rowdiest newbie until McCree claps a hand on his shoulder and reminds him that Angela made him promise not to send more than five to the infirmary. He takes Hanzo away somewhere to spend the rest of the evening, but it’s hard to tell exactly where because you can hear their bellowing laughter literally EVERYWHERE.