Roadhog/Roadrat Headcanon

mettatonexox:

Everyone writes Roadhog with incredible self control and he’s always so reserved but…
His Ultimate is literally him going Hog Wild and having a good time.
What if Hog is the one with really impulsive behaviour?

Roadhog and Junkrat are heading out for a small heist and pass by an arcade, Hog sees the pachimaris and is like “Junkrat… I have a mighty Need…” and they end up robbing the arcade instead of their original plans. Junkrat loves it because messing around and stealing shit from the arcade is way more fun than just a plain old bank robbery.

Or Junkrat waits in the sidecar while Roadhog walks into the store to get them a drink or sth, but then Junkrat hears alarms going off in the store and sees Hog walking out with arms full of cute plushies and pachimari ramune saying “Not a word.” and dumps them all on Junkrat in the sidecar and speeds away before the cops come.

Hog’s the one that turns on the blasting music in the car and tells Junkrat to take the wheel while Hog leans out the side waving at the passersby…

I wanna see more of Hog being silly and giving into impulses more easily than Junkrat!!!!