Overwatch Headcanons

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Junkrat lost his missing limbs throwing firecrackers at crocodiles

Hanzo killed Genji by taking the batteries out of his carbon monoxide detector and didn’t damage his body at all, Genji was just REALLY EXCITED about getting an excuse to let scientists turn him into an XBox.

76’s Daredevil skin represents a phase he briefly went through in his 30’s where he showed up to work every day dressed like that because he thought it was really cool.

Reaper’s Nevermore skin is his RenFaire costume.

McCree’s BAMF buckle was a gift from Reaper. He saw it while he was shopping at Hot Topic and thought it was “Bamf” like the sound effect Nighcrawler makes. When he realized he misunderstood he just wanted to get rid of it.

Hanzo has a robot arm but the scientists who built it were super jazzed that they managed to save those two fingers.

Mei doesn’t like Junkrat because she applied for a research grant from his nondescript fortune and he rejected her proposal.

It took McCree a really long time to be able to grow a beard.

Soldier 76 has been banned from at least one golf club for using his tactical visor to line up shots.

McCree is actually from Calgary, the whole Aggressively American angle is overcompensation

Jack got promoted past Gabe because the brass thought the way Gabe was always posing for company picnic photos with his back to the camera and his hood up really reflected poorly on his sense of team spirit and didn’t do much for overall group morale.

Gabe used to hum theme music for himself when they were infiltrating buildings and make “pchew pchew pchew” sounds when he fired his guns at people.

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