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The only reason Sailor Moon wouldn’t punch a nazi is because she knows it’ll hurt more if she lets Jupiter do it

#I honestly feel that usagi would start monologing#only for makoto to fly in an slam that shit to the ground#and then rei would set the nazi on fire#and usagi would just finish up by yelling ‘you are BAD and you are WRONG and I hope that you don’t have ANY FRIENDS YOU LOSER’ (x)

No, no, no. You guys have it wrong.

The Nazi starts out being all “well aren’t you cute for a non-white girl, is that blonde hair your admission whites are better?” (<– I’ve seen actual Nazis say Sailor Moon is okay because she’s drawn to “look white.”) Usagi starts yelling about how gross that is, and also she has a boyfriend, and don’t you DARE tell perfect Rei-chan somebody is better than her just because they’re blonde, etc., etc., and when the Nazi is like “oh shit I picked the wrong girl” and turns around, THERE ARE HARUKA AND MAKOTO.

And I hope this Nazi didn’t like their teeth too much, especially because Michiru is probably there like

and waiting to step in if they need her but quite frankly just enjoying this show of girly muscle, and when said Nazi tries to get away …

THERE ARE REI AND MINAKO.

Both in full miko garb, because Rei is damned if anybody shits on her heritage like that and Minako both to back up Rei and because she knows it will more fully ruin this Nazi’s day to see another “cute blonde non-white” going 100000% Japanese on his ass.

Meanwhile, Ami, not to be left out, starts looking up counter-arguments on the minicomputer, so none of the rest have to stop punching to speech. Instead you just get Ami yelling stuff like NO SUBSTANTIAL GENETIC DIFFERENCES HAVE BEEN FOUND BETWEEN DIFFERENT ETHNIC GROUPS and RACE AS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT IS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF FLUX and then everybody stops when the Nazi takes a rose to the forehead and we get a speech.

“No person, regardless of the color of their skin or place of origin, is without value! Every living being can bring beauty and joy to this world and I, Tuxedo Mask, won’t stand for your shameful lies!”

At which point everyone is like “ … . thanks Tux but we got this” and he’s like “I know you guys are AWESOME but I really wanted to shout things at Nazis” and they’re like “okay cool, go help Ami”

And at the end of the day this Nazi is like “fuck fuck fuck fuck I AM NEVER GOING BACK THERE” and everybody goes to get sundaes.

I am CACKLING at the beauty, but you forgot the part where Pluto ‘accidentally’ trips him as he runs away.

The timing is (of course) just perfect so that he makes eye contact with Hotaru as he scrambles back up. If he thought he might come back with reinforcements later, he sure as fuck isn’t after seeing THAT death glare.

I did not forget. I left them so somebody with better ideas than me could do them full justice, and you have done so most admirably.