what about wash? – theclumsiestninja

wyomingsmustache:

Fictional pantheon au where:

Sarge is the god of war, technology, and the patron of inventors

Grif is the god of rest, plenty, and the patron of leaders

Simmons is the god of ambition, intellect, and the patron of soldiers

Donut is the god of romance, family, and the patron of the wealthy

Lopez is the god of communication, invention, and the patron of workers

(Alpha) Church is the god of love, battle, and the patron of victims

Tucker is the god of lust, diplomacy, and the patron of fathers

Caboose is the god of tragedy, friendship, and the patron of companions

Tex is the god of combat, commerce, and the patron of mercenaries

Kai is the god of sex, celebration, and the patron of lovers

(Epsilon) Church is the god of memory, tactics, and the patron of martyrs