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Silly Valentine’s Day Event Voiceline Ideas

Soldier 76: We’re all sweethearts now

Take any Cupid’s arrow-related pun and make Hanzo say it

Zenyatta: Love makes the world go round/that one Love is patient, love is kind quote/*makes his orbs form a heart shape during his ult*

McCree: I’ve got spurs that jingle jangle jingle~ (the song it references is about how great it is to be single/unmarried)/Let’s ride off into the sunset, shall we?

Ana: Idk probably something about a love potion or something

Orisa: I’m simply following my heart

Bastion: *plays 8-bit version of Mambo #5*

Genji: I’m a ninja of love! (ok this one’s a bit dumb)/Something related to those singing telegrams where people dress up as ninjas or whatever…(that one might also fit Tracer too honestly..)

So I’m watching the Broadway Backwards version of Cell Block Tango

And now I’m imagining the guys from the old days of Overwatch singing this instead

Here’s the cast list now

Pop = Gabe (because the lyrics describe the murderer using shotguns)

Six = Jack (Jack was the only guy left to fill this role, but in the video, the guy singing this part is hilarious and kinda reminds me of the young!Jack I see the most in OW fanart)

Squish = Reinhardt (mostly because Rein having the most violent one is hilarious to me, and also he kinda “squishes” people into walls with his shield too)

Uh-uh = Gerard (since we don’t know anything about him, he’s never done anything good or bad technically, and also he theoretically speaks French)

Cicero = Genji (the murderer has a sibling, and Genji’s a ninja so he’s flexible enough to do circus acts)

Lipschitz (spelling???) = McCree (the murderer “saw their lover dead” = “Deadeye”)

Ana is the warden in the beginning, and Torb is Roxy (because they couldn’t convince him to sing any of the 6 parts)