y’know what?
if i ever have a house with a yard of my own, i’m going to have a garden
an evil garden
filled with beautiful flowers that are actually poisonous
like foxgloves and lily of the valley and wisteria and all kinds of super pretty flowers
that could kill you
i’ll be like the hansel and gretel witch
except instead of a candy house i’ll have a lovely fairytale garden
and i don’t even have much of a green thumb for gardening anyway….
theclumsiestninja 