idk why i did this but it was fun

So I’m watching the Broadway Backwards version of Cell Block Tango

And now I’m imagining the guys from the old days of Overwatch singing this instead

Here’s the cast list now

Pop = Gabe (because the lyrics describe the murderer using shotguns)

Six = Jack (Jack was the only guy left to fill this role, but in the video, the guy singing this part is hilarious and kinda reminds me of the young!Jack I see the most in OW fanart)

Squish = Reinhardt (mostly because Rein having the most violent one is hilarious to me, and also he kinda “squishes” people into walls with his shield too)

Uh-uh = Gerard (since we don’t know anything about him, he’s never done anything good or bad technically, and also he theoretically speaks French)

Cicero = Genji (the murderer has a sibling, and Genji’s a ninja so he’s flexible enough to do circus acts)

Lipschitz ~~(spelling???)~~ = McCree (the murderer “saw their lover dead” = “Deadeye”)

Ana is the warden in the beginning, and Torb is Roxy (because they couldn’t convince him to sing any of the 6 parts)