are you fucking kidding me? – theclumsiestninja

pinkcolts:

kitfisto:

plasmalogical:

i would hit my brother in the face with a spinning heel kick for sixty bucks

person who made this doesn’t have siblings

i was talking to my brother about something one day and i had the hiccups but then started to cough and well that led to me falling on the floor choking. i mean i could not stop choking ok. and he sat there LAUGHING with LEGIT TEARS in his eyes pointing. i lived obviously but afterwards he said it was the funniest thing ever to see me almost choke to death.

anyways i love him with all my heart but i’d honestly kick him in the head for a small fry from mcdonalds.