Tag: aquarius……

zodiac signs as bad habits

kairostrology:

aries: nottexting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dipping

taurus:
unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tv

gemini: not
letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouching

cancer:
judging other people for everything, getting overly protective of friends

leo: talking
during movies, not applying sunscreen regularly, spending too much money while
shopping

virgo: not
sleeping, reading halfway through a book and forgetting about it, not accepting
help from others

libra: losing
important papers, lying to parents, chewing with your mouth open

scorpio: procrastinating,
leaving empty candy wrappers everywhere, sleeping with makeup on

sagittarius:
chipping off nail polish, overthinking everything, correcting other peoples grammar
too much

capricorn:
letting others push you around, not hiding disdain towards others, skipping
breakfast

aquarius:
leaving clothes on the floor, never organizing school work until finals week,
road rage

pisces: interrupting
others, watching netflix at one in the morning, playing music too loudly in
headphones

The Signs as Witches

halfbakedastrology:

Aries:The high priestess of a coven pre dating written magic. Draped in gold she enchants the tools used to forge the future. From her mountain top she plans the rise and fall of man.
Taurus:A young witch who has just stumbled upon her ability. Living alone in the woods she practices making the flowers grow and turning toads to swans.
Gemini:A witch from ancient Greece, who rose to political power as more than man or woman with their knack for magic that plays tricks on the eye and hexes for those who opposed them
Cancer:A mom living the average middle class life. Her kids no nothing of her wild days past now tucked away in spell books and photo albums. She has an affinity for love spells and charms.
Leo:Riding through the desert, a witch long flowing hair tries with shaking legs to stand on her broom going full speed. She feels alive and free as she changes the color of the dust in her wake.
Virgo:A librarian from the inner city, this witch has forgotten more about magic than you or I will ever know. She is never tired, time is in her control.
Libra:The business men who visit the geisha house leave with empty pockets and no memories. Inside lives a young geisha who has perfected bending the will of those who find her attractive. Luckily everyone does.
Scorpio:A swamp witch, draped in fur and black charcoal symbols marking her skin. Her familiar, a crocodile, brings bodies from the swamp so she can give their souls the passing they long for.
Sagittarius: Every kid at Lakeside Elementary loves Ms W’s magic shows on Fridays. Especially when she turns into a cat, but that’s only when the other adults aren’t looking.
Capricorn: An outlaw in the wild west, this witch lives in a homestead protected by her crows. She tends to her garden and land minding her own. Twenty Graves stand on the property line of the men who tried to get too close
Aquarius:Living in a downtown loft apartment, her laptop types away by itself. Working for the news was never this witch’s goal, but it pays the rent until she can gather the materials to summon her army of undead.
Pisces:A seaside witch in 1978 the day before her lover died. She calmed the sea and holding her in her arms, she walked on the water into the sunset. And when she could no longer walk, they sank to the bottom, together, to be reborn, together.