-What happens with wands after a witch/wizard dies. Do they destroy them? Are they resold??
-Why is Mr. Weasley so fascinated by dentistry?? Do wizards not do oral hygiene??
-Are dementors the only employees at Azkaban? There’s recent photos of Sirius and the other escapees- so do they have picture day with a dementor photographer?
-Hagrid’s Conception…
-Are there owl breeders?
-Where do they do their grocery shopping?
-What crazy weight loss fads exist in a world full of magic?
-What’s going on under robes if they’re confused by “muggle clothes” i.e. pants..
-Are all wizarding kids under 11 just home schooled? Poor Mrs. Weasley…
-What crazy wizarding hallucinogenics exist?
-How do wizard farmers feel about MMOs (magically modified organisms)?
-Do they have lower security prisons, or are you just sent to Azkaban for a significantly shorter period of time?
-Steroids?
-Are there quidditch little league tournaments and would James Potter have been the loudest person there?
-Do they go by a different calendar year?
-Where are the terribly done moving paintings… because they exist.
-Why didn’t they just Priori Incantato on Sirius’s wand when they arrested him??????
-What about wizarding art culture??
– How long is your house on fire before you call the fire department if there even is one?
-Magic “marital aids”..👀👀👀
i want ‘azkaban picture day’ fic or fanart
when you’re stuck in hell- but you can’t help being fabulous
This was totally done already but anyway here’s the Amazing vine by @thatsthat24 starring Jennifer Paz, Deedee Magno Hall, Zach Callison, & Michaela Dietz, but THIS TIME! with the Actual Crystal Gems (and Thomas!)
Thomas animation by me, everything else by @pearl-likes-pi!!!
There was one lady at work today that was kinda irritating
Like not in the super “i wanna speak to your manager and throw basically a temper tantrum because i’m not getting my way” annoying
But like the “wow this lady has no common sense but a whole lot of entitlement and attitude”
she walks in and is pretty young looking, so i ask “are you over 18?” (policy is no one under 18 allowed w/o an adult because legal reasons, and i just had 3 under 18 year olds walk in before her that looked pretty similar to her age-wise, so excuse my suspicions)
i ask her this questions 3 times, when she’s standing maybe 2 feet away from my face, because evidently she can’t understand me
which ok i get, i can speak kinda fast sometimes when its something i’ve said a billion times before and i just want to get the conversation over and moving along
but like really? i have to say it 3 times until im basically say “Are. You. Over. 18?” as slow as can be while not sounding like a bad slow motion actor for you to finally understand me?
then she signs in (this part’s important), which is really just a sheet that helps us figure out how many people came in to visit today, then i tell her that cats are over here, dogs are over there, come back to the front desk if you have questions (she’s already strutting away at this point like “shut up fast-talking peasant i know what im doing”)
like 25 minutes go by, i’ve forgotten the interaction at this point
she walks up again and asks “how long is it gonna be before we meet the cats/dogs?”
keep in mind, the cats and dogs are available to see in their cages/kennels, you just can’t interact with them unless you fill out an application to do so
and im like “did you fill out an application yet?’
and she’s like oh no, but i signed in over here earlier….
bitch, there have been at least 60 other people that have shown up today who all signed in, but somehow you are the lucky number 61 who couldn’t figure out that maybe, you should talk to the lady at the front desk if you want to see some specific animals today
like goddamn, the sign in sheet doesn’t even ask “hey what animals do you want to see today?” so did you just magically expect me to read your mind and know what animals you wanted to see??
guess what, we have something that does that, its the application!
or did you just want us to have you interact with all the 60+ animals we have here?!?
and then she throws out this little comment of “oh you should’ve told me there was an application”
*internal screaming*I would have, but you were already walking away halfway before I was done with my spiel where I tell you to come back to the front desk if you have questions or see an animal you’d like to adopt!!
thankfully my shift was over then, so i didn’t have to go over her application but jfc how dense to you have to be to be the only person today to not figure out that talking to the lady at the front desk first is a better idea then waiting around for 20 minutes not knowing what the fuck you’re doing and getting annoyed that you’re waiting??
Edit: Now that I think about it, she actually came up to the desk several times looking like she was about to ask something, but then she would see me turn to look at her (y’know to answer her possible questions), but then she’d turn right around and walk away….
was she afraid of me or something?!??
XDDD
usually i’d ask if she needed any help or had any questions, but we were pretty busy so i just let her go on her merry way, but like did she just not want to talk to me because she thought i’d be mean or something? i thought i was pretty nice/polite/decently cordial to her after the whole are you over 18 thing and was keeping the internal bitching to a minimum
lol her loss, would’ve saved her some time to suck up her pride and just ask
Summary: Hunk said in S3E1 that Shiro taught him everything he knows about being a pilot. Hence, this. (Plus, y’know, feels.)
They had been outside the castle two hours before Hunk even noticed the
time. “Whoa! It’s eleven already? We’ve been at this all morning.”
“Hm. Hadn’t noticed.” Shiro focused on Yellow’s
scanners. "Hit the thrusters on your
starboard to send Yellow into a barrel roll.“
Hunk listened, though muttered through the smooth motion,
“Shiro, you’ve got to have better things to do on the fifth quintant of the spicolian
movement than teach me new maneuvers.”
theclumsiestninja 