I came across @smolsarcasticraspberry‘s thread on Shiro’s status as Black’s paladin, and the mental image of Shiro doing a starfish on Black’s nose just killed me.
“But if you think carrying around a flame-thrower is ridiculous, consider this: how ridiculous is it that men’s behavior has made wielding fire as a weapon a preferable alternative?”
Excellent question, Men’s Health. We appreciate you being the ones to ask it.
i would like to give a shoutout to Ian Servantes and his editors for ending the short and informative article with that question.