“Well, either the x-rays lied to me or you are spontaneously creating teeth. I’m going with the second one because it’s way cooler.”
“When was the last time you flossed? Your gums aren’t bleeding which means I’m either not doing this hard enough or you actually floss your teeth regularly”
“You don’t need to do a fluoride treatment I just want to go check my facebook for a second and this is the best excuse I can come up with. Don’t worry your insurance will cover it.”
“Take a whole handful of toothbrushes, I can’t order new ones in less ugly colors until these ones are gone.”
“Remember not to eat or drink anything for a half hour…or actually you know forget that go eat lemons and drink coffee right now. I make money based on peoples bad decisions, you should probably stop brushing your teeth too.”
“I became a dentist because I like making children cry and they don’t let you do that as a regular doctor.”
i wanted to know what a human au alfor might look like and i think i accidentally fell in love??
this blew up so uh some notes
i was going for mexican!alfor but i’ve seen people in the tags saying he looks indian and honestly that’s fair
yes emh tony stark was an inspiration look at him
part of me was tired of diverse shows trying to hide their characters of color by giving them ~aesthetic~ features like blue eyes and light hair so i said Fuck That and made my fave into the kind of representation i want
the eyes were supposed to be a darker shade of brown but goddamn photoshop would not cooperate
i wanted to give him gray streaks in top right but i had no idea where to even begin so Fuck It
i’m so glad no one has said anything about the ears
i am working on more, maybe even editing gifs but it’s time consuming
did i mention that i’m in love with him
bonus prototype before i realized he looked too much like jesus:
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