jessica had a lot of good burns in the defenders but my favorite one by far was when matt ditches her and parkours his way to the top floor of a building and she arrives at the exact same time as him in an elevator just in time to insult him
Seeing as how Hanzo isn’t part of Overwatch in canon, and has refused to join Talon, and is just traveling the world in an attempt to regain his honor, part of me really enjoys the idea that the only reason he’s in any fights is because he just has really bad timing.
Dorado looks nice this time of year. Shame there are people brawling over a truck all over the city and place is a battlefield. Hanzo’s warrior spirit goes what the hell and he joins in for the round, for it’s a five vs six and that’s hardly fair.
Then different city, different people, different brawl, same bad timing, rinse and repeat, Hanzo “I’m here to kick everyone’s ass and drink saké and I’m all out of saké” Shimada at your service.
OH MY GOD whyyyy did no one tell me you’re supposed to send thank-yous after interviews?? Why would I do that???
“Thank you for this incredibly stressful 30 minutes that I have had to re-structure my entire day around and which will give me anxiety poos for the next 24 hours.”
I HATE ETIQUETTE IT’S THE MOST IMPOSSIBLE THING FOR ME TO LEARN WITHOUT SOMEONE DIRECTLY TELLING ME THIS SHIT
NO ONE TOLD YOU???? WTF! I HAVE FAILED YOU.
Also:
Dear ______:
Thank you so much for the opportunity to sit down with you (&________) to discuss the [insert job position]. I am grateful to be considered for the position. I think I will be a great fit at [company name], especially given my experience in __________. [insert possible reference to something you talked about, something that excited you.] I look forward to hearing from you [and if you are feeling super confident: and working together in the future].
I just drove my uncle and myself to the hardware store, and he said to me “Molly, I want you to know that being Catholic doesn’t change anything. If you someday get married, your wife will be welcome in this family. Don’t ever think otherwise.”
That is really nice, but I am not gay???
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. SPOILER ALERT 2012 ME; YOU’RE SUPER FRICKING GAY.
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