theclumsiestninja

noelgalpallagher:

rory:

ezorist:

ezorist:

yo how SWAG would it b if paladins could communicate w past paladins of their lions like the avatar communicating w past avatars

blaytz: you’re the coolest little dude I ever met

lance: for real, if only you were born a little less than 10,000 years later then we could chill all the time

vs

zarkon: I look forward to killing you

shiro: the black lion says you should choke and that you look like a crusty slab of ham. her words not mine

how would the lion trade work would it be a new phone who dis situation

Alfor: hey tell allura she’s doing amazing and I love her

Keith, tearin up a bit: can do sir

seitanickush:

gqa1:

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

this worked last night lets go for round two

chiffon-rabbit:

sofuckingblue:

starfallblade:

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

now THIS is a money spell post I can get behind!

secretgaygentdanvers:

in my first lecture on shakespeare the lecturer opened with the words “Shakespeare is bisexual. Most literary evidence points towards this, and it is the most commonly accepted understanding of his sonnets in modern literature.

so if I have to read even ONE essay that comes to this ‘shocking’ conclusion this year, so help me god you will NOT pass this module”

anyway this is your reminder that shakespeare is bi, 100% bi, super bi, and laura jenkins wants people to shut up and focus on his fucking nature imagery thank you goodbye.

scarhaver:

scarhaver:

i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

butchcommunist:

Labor day is cute because all of the people who work jobs like mine (lots of heavy lifting, being on your feet for 10 hours, incredibly physical work) and more physical jobs- the same people who fought for the 40 hr week when that was a huge deal, fought for a weekend, fought for Sundays off, fought for workplace conditions to be liveable, fought against child labor- are the people today who still have to work it, while white collar workers and even regular office workers get the day off.

deadjosey:

what a vicious attack

deliciouslycookingrpgideas:

a-daks:

probablybardrpgideas:

probablystrangerpgideas:

probablybardrpgideas:

Kids these days who think that being a bard is just about swinging swords and playing lutes disgust me. Where’s the pizzazz? The showmanship? The seduction??

you ain’t a real bard until you seduce your way out of at least 19 situations that would normally end in combat

You’re not a real bard until you make your DM cry because you seduced the Big Bad that they’ve built up to for 10 sessions

Once a bard friend rolled a 1 for a seduction and ended up killing a girl and tried to hide the body. He was caught, rolled low on deception and they all thought he was fucking her corpse.
He then tried seducing the guards and rolled low again so all the guards had boners while arresting him and the DM had to sideline the entire game and make up a dungeon for the rest of us to get our stupid bard out of.
But we didn’t. So for like 3 nights the DM essentially ran 2 different games, one of us questing without ol’ corpsefucker and then the adventures of corpsefucker: escape from boner castle.

He seduced his way out, naturally.

A true bard