theclumsiestninja

“Rethink that move, son.”

hanzo is shorter…

EDIT: forgot mccree has a prosthetic 😦

foxy-mulder:

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

thecheshirecass:

tzikeh:

sandalwoodandsunlight:

Trumpcaretoolkit.org

Senate switchboard: 202-224-3121

Jesus fucking Christ.

How can we stake a bill, behead it, burn it and salt the ashes?

the-tsriel-trail:

comicsbookwyrm:

counterpunches:

morepopcornplease:

captainevans:

a little louder for the people of @marvelentertainment please.

best paragraph:

Secret Empire is the second worst selling event comic in Marvel’s history. Furthermore, it failed to bolster sales of its tie-in issues — series launched out of Secret Empire, such as Secret Warriors, were already hovering around the cancellation line just a couple of issues in. Marvel has spent a lot of time and money on this event, and has come out of the other side with lower sales and lower confidence from readers and retailers alike.

#serves them fuckin RIGHT

@the-tsriel-trail OOOOHHHH MY GOOOOOD OHHH MYYYY FUUUUCKING GOOOOOOD I FUCKING CALLED IT I DID I DID I DID

AHAHAHAHAHA VINDICATION. MOTHER. FUCKING. VINDICATION.

And yes you totally did. 🙂

delilahbriarwood:

delilahbriarwood:

D&D Update:

My mother literally stabbed our table to make her Intimidation check against the Arl.

Update 2 because everyone keeps asking:

Yes, she got advantage instantly.

Yes, she passed with a total of 22 against the Arl’s natural 1.

thewightknight:

Wet book rescue

Valuable information if some of your prized books were affected by recent flooding. The video even shows you what to do if you can’t dry the book out right away.

legendaryshayne:

twitblr:

Loop hole

“Slide my boy a stack for his troubles”

artcanary:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Back when I played Halo a ton, I once screamed, “I will scatter your fucking teeth in your grandmother’s garden! Maybe new grandchildren will grow! Grandchildren she can be proud of! Grandchildren that don’t slurp major goblin dick at video games!” so, like. Yeah, you unearth some pretty weird, horrible words during HEATED GAMING MOMENTS, but certainly not racial slurs.

OK IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

melkorwashere:

Sketches of Sauron’s armor during II Age (before Numenor)

I wanted to make a helmet in the shape of one of his animals – wolves, bats or snakes. Stop on Wolf’s Head