pervocracy:

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

eleanorappreciates:

“EVOLVE YOUR PONY” Pokemon Parody

ITS FINALLY DONE! After almost a full year I finally managed to complete my poster set. And there is still so much time left to properly print them all! 😀
This is an A3 Poster Set for the next Convention Im going to attend together with my dear friend casynuf! 
You can get them all by visiting my booth at Gala Con 2015 in Ludwigsburg, Germany from the first to second of August! Hope to see you there! 😀

MLP FiM Characters ©Hasbro
Art ©eleanorbick

EDIT: Fixed Rainbow Dash. Thanks for the head-ups!

arrafrost:

syciaralynx:

dancinbutterfly:

annethecatdetective:

feminismandmedia:

excalibelle:

excalibelle:

excalibelle:

excalibelle:

I FOUND THE MOST AMAZING QUEER SHIRTS

at lookhuman.com

im not recommending bc I’ve never bought from them or even heard of them but i HAD to share my faves omg

I want so many of these and can’t afford them. 😭

I NEED THAT LAST ONE AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

I want every bi/pan shirt on here. All of them. Damn you monies, Atlanta Pride is on October!

@arrafrost there is a few on here you definitely need

I want so many of these omg

every episode of kitchen nightmares

genderists:

head chef, who happens to be covered head to toe in centipedes and stale canola oil: i am Cobfident that chef ramsay will enjoy my food. there is nothing wrong with my food. my food is perfect, five stars. 

gordon ramsay: i will have the risotto 

head chef: ok [throws some rice into a sewer, lights it on fire, and empties a packet of frozen kraft singles into the flames] 

gordon ramsay: *takes a bite* this sucks 

head chef: Oh, so we got a bitch and a liar here? Chef Ramsey doesn’t like my food, huh? So we got a blasphemer and a false prophet here, huh? Chef Ramsay dosent know what the fuck or shit he is talking about and I’m personally about to knock him out cold with my massive ballsack.

bluebilots:

julietandherfairjuliet:

rigglos:

lesbianrey:

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

The girl that got her friend’s boyfriend to order her a pizza and have it delivered to her house after she caught him cheating on her, then ratted him out as soon as she got her pizza