switch-up-snowfox:

thespectacularspider-girl:

aliceinozwiththebeast:

vandallsavage:

zezlemet:

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.

I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.

The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”

naamahdarling:

reginakipling:

lipsredasroses:

socialistexan:

internetdumpsterfires:

Some peoole blow my mind

Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.

I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.

featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later

The sheer amount of “BEING A PARENT IS AMAZING AND CHILDREN ARE PERFECT ALSO YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN MISERY UNTIL YOU SQUEEZE A 7-POUND SCREAMING SNOT-FILLED MELON OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND THEN PARENTED ITS TANTRUMMING ASS FOR 18 YEARS BUT ALSO CHILDREN ARE A GIFT AND A MIRACLE AND CHILDLESS PEOPLE ARE SELFISH BASTARDS WHO PROBABLY SNORT COKE AND CLUB BABY SEALS BEFORE PEPPER-SPRAYING CHILDREN IN LINE FOR SPACE MOUNTAIN” some parents exhibit is truly terrifying.  These people sound like my mother.  My mother was emotionally abusive.  I feel really bad for their kids.

The “Millennials are garbage” dig is just the gravy on the duck.

solaris-interitus:

Here is some more “ DBH Sequel “Screenshots” arts” that I finished just before leaving my computer to rest due to the Canicule here (SEND HELP)~ 

 I just had to make that joke with Hank~ ahah 

Also your guess is as good as mine as to what Connor is blushing about. 

Part 1 : https://solaris-interitus.tumblr.com/post/175292485350/were-it-possible-i-would-make-a-kickstarter-for


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solaris-interitus:

The stream is finished, Thanks everyone, it was such a mood-lifter and much fun after so long without doing any art streams! 

I’ve often seen Angel!Connor but I really like the idea of Hank being one instead ( not even in an AU , just in the setting of the game itself)  : Who fell because he lost all his faith in humanity, while remaining loyal, protective and good at heart…

…also his fear of birds makes so much sense now. 

( No worries, Connor is fine in the picture. Just hurt, Also feel free to interpret the picture however you want. Fatherly, Romantic,etc… as long as it makes you smile.)

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Tony Stark has been on Sesame Street

lovetourmaline:

spaci1701:

flamyangelwings:

spaci1701:

itsagentromanoff:

tygermama:

Tony hates public appearances, they’re all fake pr crap but SESAME STREET?! 

Sesame Street didn’t think they’d get him but it wouldn’t hurt to ask, right?

Tony showed up beaming, he was so fucking happy. He dropped them enough money to run for a year.

He loves Sesame Street. He loves Bill Nye. He plays a recurring role as himself on Cyber Chase.

He appears for free on any kids’ science show that will have him because he knows that will boost their ratings and get kids to watch.

Tony donates to underfunded schools. 

Tony unironically judges science fairs.

TONY LOVES SCIENCE AND WANTS EVERYONE ELSE TO LOVE IT TOO

so when Wakanda opens it’s borders? When he meets Shuri?

He pulls her aside and says ‘I know this tv show that you should be on. They’ll love you there.’

Tony on Sesame Street needs to be canon

So many of the Avengers and associates ended up on the show that Tony just paid the production costs for their own spinoff. The Assisters™ solve all the problems they encounter with knowledge. Super-Grover becomes an honorary member of the Assisters immediately. Clint cries when he first meets his Muppet counterpart. Peter almost exclusively wears every but of BugBoy merch he can find.

IMPORTANT: Is Clint’s counterpart deaf?

Obviously Eagle-eye is deaf. He and his dog Lucky have a regular ASL segment.

Director Snarky only has one eye, which is why his trench coat gets stuck in things so often (depth perception issues, you know) but luckily his friend Agent Molehill is always willing to lend a hand.

Mary Molehill’s segments are mostly about taking big jobs and breaking them down so they’re manageable. She shows different ways to do the same jobs, too because not all methods work for all people.

Agent Coldson has some scars from an accident that happened a while ago. Most if the time he’s the one helping everybody else but sometimes his ptsd makes things hard for him and his friends, both in the Assisters and at S.H.E.L.L. have to make sure they help in the right way.

S.H.E.L.L., of course, is the acronym for Someone Helping Everybody Lots & Lots. Agent Coldson explained it when he was also explaining about acronyms.

I need this to be real.