logicalfangirl:

Y’all know that Overwatch varsity sweater in the Blizz store? Well, a friend got me one. And while the large is a nice, swimmy fit for my skinny 6′1″ ass (I like a good swimmy fit), I can’t help but imagine my tiny GF in it thwapping people with the sleeves. Thus, this doodle happened.

Gabe would probably do this after noticing that Genji came to his office in Jesse’s borrowed clothing (and Jesse had to requisition or buy new bits of whatever got taken) a few too many times. Like “THERE, now he doesn’t have to buy two of something just because you fucking stole the first one. Damn brat.”

lioness–hart:

pyrrhiccomedy:

based on extensive observation, I believe that my cats have only a tenuous grasp on how much of my body is “me”

It’s like, Head: definitely Big Friend, note eyes and noise-hole.

Hands: 90% certainty of Big Friend, 10% possibility of toy. comprised of two main parts, the rubby-rubby and the wriggly-scritchers. does Big Friend control them with her mind? the mechanism is unclear.

Arms, aka “Cuddle Snakes”: do these help Big Friend’s hands from getting lost? good place to sit.

Torso: ??? we have no idea what this is. smells like Big Friend but serves no observable purpose. treat as terrain.

Legs, see: “The Lap Conundrum”: 25% chance of Big Friend, totally uninteresting. WHEN LAP: 90% chance of Big Friend, excellently warm. where does the lap go? our finest cat scientists seek the answer to this mystery, but no breakthroughs as of yet.

Feet, aka “Twitchy-Kickers”: 10% chance of Big Friend, 90% chance of foe. all attempts to communicate have ended in hostility. Destroy on sight.

This is so accurate it’s physically painful.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

runawaymarbles:

Seattle’s new mayor is a lesbian who is getting sworn in in November instead of January because the old mayor has to resign because it turns out he has sexually abused at least 4 underage boys

Currently winning the race for sheriff is a woman married to another woman. Currently losing the race is the incumbent sheriff accused of raping and then intimidating into silence at least one woman.

Queer women taking the jobs of abusive men is a trend I am really behind and hope we can carry on to 2020

❤ SO GLAD that these worthless examples of disgusting male trash are both out of a job and that awesome sapphic women have been elected to take their place ❤

I like how everyone was hired into Achievement Hunter

columbiaskies:

thecoolrooster:

You got

Geoff, one of the founders of Roosterteeth. Created Achievement Hunter

Jack, worked for Roosterteeth since the olden days, basically the co-founder of AH

Michael, who was hired because of his successful Rage Quit series

Gavin, a fan, who made a 9.7 million sub channel just to get a visa to work at Roosterteeth.

Jeremy, an avid member of the community who created the epic rap battles of RT

Ryan, Craigslist 

Naw dude,

Ryan, a talented animator and editor with a fuckton more knowledge of PCs than anyone at AH at the time, who somehow ended up on craigslist

wonder woman: hey bruce, uh, question
batman: shoot
wonder woman: what’s mr. freeze’s motivation again
batman: his wife is sick + in suspended animation, he’s also sick, wants to find a cure
wonder woman: so like. loss of a loved one basically
batman: more or less
wonder woman: right, right, and he’s planning to do this…
batman: well he’s a brilliant researcher so mostly he crimes for funding
wonder woman: and your day job is?
batman: owner of an incredibly successful corporation, practically the cornerstone of the Gotham economy
batman: why do you ask