I hate in the MCU or anything when the aliens or whatever are attacking and everyoneâs just âoh yeah we be chilling just cowering over hereâ as if seventy percent of humanity isnât really angry all the time like catch these hands motherfucker Iâve bitten people for trying to steal my chips you think you can just steal my whole fucking planet YEET HERE COME MY TEETH film people be using responses to natural disasters but I promise if human sized things came to throw down humanity would be ready to fuck them up like yeah you got laser guns I got this dope ass stick I just found letâs go you ugly fuck
silentwalrus1: #yeah bicht!!!!!!#gimme the battle of new york with fuckin chitauri comin down and the shift manager of the times sq H&M has finally had Enough#Tracie bout to kill this alien with a traffic cone#â JUST PRETEND THEYâRE TOURISTSâ she screams choking out goddamn Lizard Lite with her lanyard#10 feet away a park slope mom is beating an alien to death with her four year oldâs knockoff eco friendly razr scooter#every single retail employee gets ten yearsâ worth of therapy in one day#captain americaâs kill count: 83 aliens#kathleen from accounting: 94 and also her boss
Humans are biolent, angry little creatures who live under a constant state of stress and have very little sense of self preservation. #whatsmykillcount would be trending in Twitter while people posted videos on every available platform. Like honestly Earth is not the one.
You never know youâre from a Death World until somebody tries to conquer it.
Why am I crying
because old ladies shouldnât have to throw bricks at fascists and in times when they have to we can only hope that they get help when they call for it.
creating venom without spider-man has created the greatest dynamic between eddie and venom that has ever existed. they arenât bonding over being hating peter parker, theyâre bonding over the fact that theyâre both complete losers. theyâre two losers that love to eat junk food out of the trash and they can combine together to form an eight foot tall space monster.Â
Particularly if you live in Texas, please vote, just for the schadenfreude. Can you even imagine if Texas goes blue. Can you even imagine Ted Cruz losing. Iâm getting giddy just thinking about the conservative meltdown. There is literally zero path to the Presidency for Republicans that doesnât include Texas. If they have to sweat bullets for the next forever thinking that Texas might be a left-leaning state⌠guys, this just sounds like a fun time.
You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.
You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.
My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didnât want us to.
I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.
Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph
Beast did not kill Gaston. Beast showed mercy to the man who attacked him unprovoked like a coward.
NOT because Belle arrives and yells âNo! Not like this!â or something like that. And it would have been SOOOO easy to put that in the movie because it is expected. But no, Beast decides not to kill him simply because he does not want to. Because it doesnât feel right. Because he is NOT an animal.
Beast looks at Gaston with hate, consider the option of killing him, something most would really blame him for all things consideredâŚ
⌠And realizes that it is not that kind of person he is.
And THEN Belle arrives. And Beast can look her in the eyes without any shame. He did the right thing simply because it was the right thing to do, not for her which would have made him partly selfish.
Beast did not do the right thing because he was asked to do it, he made the choice by himself. Belle changed Beast for the better, but it matters not if she has to hold his hand and remind him to do right, making his âgoodnessâ hollow.
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