$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn’t improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don’t you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

topshelfbottom:

thatonenerdgirl:

just-shower-thoughts:

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

that’s… frustrating

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

gninja12:

sweaterkittensahoy:

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time. These boys are thinking this through.

This is my favorite post of all time

inoka-will-keep-moving-forward:

redfoxblackfox:

I AM SO READY.

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE EXCITED FOR MONOPOLY IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

blackvvatch:

Yukio’s adorable small jump for joy when negasonic teenage warhead calls her her girlfriend rb if u agree

saltybatman:

tony stark + hands

vampireapologist:

them: why wear cute pajamas what’s the point

my ridiculous ass, who as a For Real Adult still lives on the hope of waking up and falling through a portal into a fantasy adventure plot but who also fears not looking hot when I get there: Uh,

roosterteethshit:

#when your friends are yelling about metagaming but you’re just happy to be there

You’re going to receive GOOD NEWS this week.

witchfromthemidwest:

I CLAIM THAT SHIT

marauders4evr:

I still say the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter was that there wasn’t a scene where Hermione found 16 year old Harry in a shopping cart on top of the Astronomy Tower while 16 year old Ron stood by with Colin’s camera because if the prophecy says that he has to die via Voldemort then that means nothing else can kill him ergo there’s no way this could possibly go wrong…