callmebliss:

eggcup:

you think your crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they’re reading about swords on Wikipedia

While you were wasting your time considering me as a romantic option I was studying the blade

fangirlsdilemma:

theoldestrainbow:

Despite Twilight’s flaws I think we can all appreciate what Rosalie Hale did to her gang of rapists after she became a vampire

One of Twilight’s biggest flaws was always that um, how do I put this? It has these kickass supporting characters with these fascinating back stories and instead we have to pay attention to this truly boring couple instead of hearing about Jasper fighting in a vampire war, or Alice as a psychic girl in a 1920’s mental institution, or Carlyle as a vampire doctor trying to atone for all the murdering he did.

Or Leah as the ONLY BIOLOGICALLY FEMALE WEREWOLF IN THE WORLD, or that other vampire baby from South America.

Or pretty much anything beyond Bella and Edward staring at one another and crying.

cryptidhanzoshimada:

That sweet sweet theater actor/newspaper reporter AU for @mctiddiezo

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Jesse heaves a sigh and sinks lower into the plush seat in the theater lobby.  To say that he doesn’t want to be here would be an understatement.  

He should be back in his office, or even back in the field, getting the last few details he needs to complete the puzzle that is ‘what is the Deadlock Gang’s new source of income?’.  He already knows it’s a new designer drug, and he was this close to finding out how they were bringing them into the city, but his editor, Gabe, just had to go bench him until he gets this cast off his arm and until, quote, “he learns enough god damn common sense to not jump out of a second story window”.

In Jesse’s defense, it was either that or get shot.

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