things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like
teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
[to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me.
So the night before the group heads to Altissia to meet up with Luna, Noctis dreams of his destined future. A dream of death, sadness, and pain only to violently wake up to see a stranger in his room.
Diabolos, King of Nightmares, sits in a chair across from him, guised as a human. He tells Noctis that he is an Astral, just like Titan and Leviathan, however he was banished into darkness long ago by Bahamut.
Diabolos had sided with several other Astrals under the command of Odin, wishing to abolish such things as fate and prophecy, however a war ensued with Bahamut and they were sealed away for thousands of years.
But now they have broken free and Diabolos proposes a new path for Noctis to take. To bring about a world that isn’t neither light or dark, but something new altogether.
Desperate to stop the ill fate of those he loves, Noctis agrees and abolishes the old pacts he has made in order to forge new ones with the forbidden Astrals, allowing Diabolos to guide him into the now unknown future.
So after ‘killing’ Genji, Hanzo immediately begins to rebel against the Shimada elders, who retaliate harshly. The rip away Hanzo’s dragons from his body, causing the youth immense pain both spiritually and physically.
With sheer skill and luck, Hanzo manages to escape the clan before they can kill him and escapes into the wildness. There the young man meets two giant wolves spirits named Shiro and Tsume. They offer a choice to Hanzo, fight them and gain their power, or surrender and die.
Despite the agony he’s in, Hanzo fights, and becomes the master to the two wolves. For years he lives in the wildness, becoming more animal than man as he survives in the harsh lands. The people in the surrounding villages call him Okami, wolf god, and fear him immensely.
However Overwatch encounters Hanzo during one of their missions, and things get…complicated.
So Radiant Gardens is besieged by an enormous amount of strong heartless, so strong that they almost manage to take over the castle in a single day. Sora, Riku, and Kairi, along with Mickey and co, fly over and try to help stop the siege.
The chaos quickly separates everyone and Sora ends up with Squall, fighting off masses of heartless alone. The two get overwhelmed and Squall basically shields Sora as long as he can, until a clawed hand reaches into his chest and rips out his heart.
Sora soon follows the same fate, but is astounded at how ruthlessly Squall tried to protect him. Guilt and confusion plague Sora in his last moments, as he makes one last wish, that in the end binds them together as they become heartless.
They aren’t together at the start of this Au btw. At least not yet. o(○｀ω´○)9
Heartless Sora wandered away, intrigued by a flower he saw earlier. However two people notice his presence and decided to attack him. Luckily Squall found him before things got worse.
Or an day in the life of a kind heatless.
I always imagined the heartless saw the world as a dark, disoriented mess. The only thing that stood out to them were people’s hearts, which is why they want to possess them so much. Like a candle in a inky abyss.
So Squall and Sora do eventually get their hearts back. (There is also a small side story with Roxas and Squall’s nobody before that happened, but I’ll get to that later.)
They’re both back to normal, at least that’s what everyone else thinks, that is until they start to notice the two exhibiting new quirks. For one, they can’t sleep without the other. After five days of trying to sleep separately, Squall and Sora are so tired by the end of it they can barely function and give up, deciding to sleep together for both of their sakes.
Two, they will still sometimes exhibit some traits from their heartless forms. For example Sora will occasionally jerk around randomly and jump at loud noises, only to scurry away and hide behind Squall. Squall on they other hand will find himself literally growling in irritation, much to his utter embarrassment.
Lance: Blue, why won’t you let me in!
Blue: Don’t let him in, he needs to learn a lesson.
Lance: Y’know, blue is a great color on you.
Blue: Babe you’re making this really hard for me.
Lance: Are you from outer space? Cause your body is out of this world.
Blue: RED TAKE HIM TAKE HIM NOW BEFORE I GIVE IN TO HIS DEVILISH CHARMS!
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