Author: theclumsiestninja

artsyorangeykay:

honest to god forgot i even had this sketched tho like this is months old guys you can tell because the tail doesn’t match the new redesign and tbh i’m not entirely sure what the context is but it’s probably after whatever shenanigans occurred from this particularly melodramatic piece

of course you’re better than The Little Mermaid tucker

likin the no-lineart style tho not gon lie its just a lil rough

imjustlo:

An outsider overhearing an argument between Tucker and Wash and when Wash walks away, they just go up to Tucker like “wow, you’re lucky to have a husband that cares so much for you” and Tucker doesn’t even correct them, just glares and asks “that looked fucking lucky to you?!”

Church asks why Tucker didn’t correct them and Wash is in earshot, so he comes over. Tucker just shrugs and is like “I’m kind of flattered. Like Wash is kind of the dad, so that would make me the mom. Which would be cool.” Wash is speechless but Grif is like “Why would that be cool?” and Tucker says “cuz you’d all have to fucking listen to me. otherwise, no one gets food”

But Tucker gets really into it and every time hell breaks loose, Tucker starts slamming his fist on tables and yelling things like “you kids are giving me a headache!” and “this was not how I raised you!” and “you dare defy your mother!?”

Wash asks him to stop for fuck’s sake but a lot of good that does

Tucker starts coming to Wash’s rescue when others argue with him like “kids, listen to your father” and slipping his arm into Wash’s every time Wash wants to make an announcement and saying “your father and I have been talking”

Grif starts to yell random things like “ARE YOU GETTING A DIVORCE OH GOD NO” and “I’M SIXTEEN, I’M A GROWN WOMAN”

Caboose starts calling Tucker mom

Tucker starts threatening Wash with no sex. “Captain Tucker, we don’t have sex” “BECAUSE YOU WON’T LISTEN TO ME” “No, really, like we have never had sex” “THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING” “You can’t threaten to stop what’s never even started” “YOU’LL MISS IT” “Oh my god”

kingoftrashcans-blog:

I read a bunch of those “soul-mate names on your wrist” Tuckington AUs that were all so sad.  All about them finding out each others name when it’s too late. 

But what about what where Tucker is sitting around griping about how “his soulmate has generic white boy name so how is he ever going to find him?” while Wash is passing by and makes the comment “Well at least he has an easy name.  The first thing I have to ask my soul mate is how the hell do you pronounce La- Lav – Lerv- Larvknee-” and then he pulls down his sleeve to try and pronounce the name written there for the billionth time in his life.

And there’s just a shocked, quiet whisper from Tucker:  “It’s Lavernius you generic dick.”

bosstoaster:

littlecofieart:

Blind Shiro is nothing new to the fandom but what if he did it to himself on purpose to protect the others. He can still pilot Black blind but outside his lion… 

I am a sadist bastard yes. This was done with super speed because I had to get it out of my system.

@littlecofieart​  I had to.  I absolutely had to.

Find this on AO3 here.

Today ranked firmly on Lance’s list of ‘top ten worst’.

Probably not number one. Their lives were too weird and too chaotic for that. But nearly suffocating had been terrifying in a new and unique way. Everything in his body had said he was okay, that Lance was breathing, except that each gulp of air did less and less. And that was on top of worrying about Allura, worrying about Lotor, worrying about them together.

So, Lance thought it was pretty reasonable that he’d camped out in his room after. Some 2-player action with Hunk was exactly what the doctor ordered to distract himself from the last few awful hours. If he was lucky, he’d unwind enough that he’d sleep without too many bad dreams.

Except that concentrating wasn’t on the menu either.

There was a low, spiraling noise from the console as his character grew still, and his side of the screen went black. On the other half, Hunk’s character pumped their fist in the air and grinned eagerly at the camera.

Another loss.

“Dude,” Hunk said, elbowing him. “That’s three times now. You barely tried this time. You sure you’re up for this? We can put it down for the night if you want to do something else.”

Lance shrugged, eyes still on the computer. The ‘game over’ text put a bad taste in his mouth at the moment. “No, I want to do this. I’m just- I dunno.”

Scooting closer, Hunk pressed the sides of their arms together. “Still thinking about Allura?”

“No,” Lance mumbled back. He pulled his legs up to his chest and held them there, then peered at Hunk through his short bangs. “Alright. A little. But mostly not.”

Really, Lance was doing a good job of ignoring that. Because thinking about Allura meant wondering where she was, and that meant wondering where Lotor was, and that meant wondering if they were together and what they were doing there, and it all made Lance’s stomach try to climb out of his throat.

But there were other things to worry about.

Lance sighed and put down his controller. “You said Shiro was acting weird, yeah?”

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