sincerely-zoemurphy:

Musicals as Vines

Hamilton: i never get no sleep cuz of yall, yall never gonna sleep cuz of me

Book of Mormon: welcome to bible study

Matilda: theres only one thing worse than a rapist… A CHILD

Beauty and the Beast: i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger

Falsettos: I love you, b*tch

Fun Home: I’m a lesbian. I thought you were American.

Anastasia: Nah they usually tell me i look like Shalissa

Wicked: And they were roommates

Kinky Boots: WHAT ARE THOOOSE

Mean Girls: Its wednesday my dudes

Great Comet: Two shots of vodka

Spongebob: Squidward dabbing

Phantom of the Opera: AA, AAA, AAAA

In the heights: Well when life gives you lemons

Legally blonde: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino white bag

Newsies: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme *flips*

Amelie: STOPPPP i couldve dropped my CROISSANT

Heathers: Im a bad b*tch you cant kill me

Pippin: Is this allowed? Is that allowed????

Be more chill: *pours every soda drink into cup* F*ck you

Bonnie and Clyde: I wanna be a cowboy, baby

Dear Evan Hansen: two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

Bonus DEH: What up im jared im 19 and i never learned how to f*ckin read

dabard95:

So just recently Lindsay said on Still Open that the reason she became so upfront and public with her bisexuality was because Michael encouraged her to express herself and be honest with her own feelings like…

What a goddamn beautiful couple. Lindsay loving Michael for the rough and opinionated Jersey boy that he is and Michael loving his wife so damn much that he was worried that she was being unfair to herself by refusing to acknowledge a part of who she was. 

Iris Jones has supportive and open minded parents that still aren’t afraid to tell it how it is and be direct. I’m happy that they found each other and that Iris was born into a family of such blatant love.