i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
fabulous
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
“Please save me! I’ll do anything for you!” “Then perish.”
“Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.”
“Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?”
“…Then I shall face God, and walk backwards into hell.”
“…I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.”
-All of these are from shitposts, regrettably not from literary classics.
Then again, that second quote is from Shakespeare’s The Tempest, and the last quote is from’s Melville’s Moby Dick, so …… (but I guess that depends on your definition of literary classic)
A Note to Episcopalians in the Passover Haggadah “For this we left Egypt?”: You have picked up the wrong book.
I’m sorry, but what does this mean?
One question, two answers:
(One of the authors) Dave Barry’s father is a minister named David Barry and this might be a joke about that
AND,
Christians in general shouldn’t lead or hold Passover Seders (especially without any Jewish people present).
Okay, so I’m genuinely curious. This is the second post I’ve seen referencing Christians holding/leading a Passover Seder.
Is this like a common Christian practice somewhere? I’ve never heard of Christians doing this before now, but I have an admittedly limited Northeastern-American-Roman-Catholic perspective.
It is fairly common, because lots of xtians think it will bring them ~closer to jesus~ despite the fact that the modern Seder came after his death and had nothing to do with him.
But why does it specifically refer to Episcopalians, and not just Christians in general?
Okay but what if Peter and Shuri are at the Avengers Compund and Peter asks Shuri if she wants to watch a movie with him in the screening room and she says yes. So they go in and Peter turns on Star Wars and half way through the movie he jokingly says how she should make real life SW tech. She tells him to pause the movie and she walks out of the room and comes back 10 minutes later and is like “I made these when I was 11!” And pulls out 2 functioning lightsabers and hands one to Peter, who is in shock and they start running around the compound fighting with lightsabers. T’Challa is annoyed because he told Shuri to leave them at home and Tony doesn’t know if he should be impressed bc Shuri made actual lightsabers or worried that two 16 year olds are running around using ACTUAL lightsabers.
Tony: hey what do you have there
Peter n Shuri, as they run pass: lightsabers!
Tony : NO!
So I have a sugaring appointment tomorrow
Here’s hoping I don’t cry like a little bitch during it
I wanted to participate in the #短髪マイ相 tag so I did this quick doodle that I can’t finish right now because I have other responsabilities… I didnt want to wait longer to post it :‘3
I had a description for this that I keep forgetting to add.
“When ya bestfriend gets his hair fucked up during a night of patrol and you cut your hair so you both match because you are just that good of a friend, also the selfies get more likes because of this, so win/win”
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