squided:

neurodivergent-crow:

danthemedicman:

the-armed-utahn:

bnprime:

weirdrussians:

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

a hero

what in the hell

Aesthetic 

Is this legal??

I mean… idk about you but I’m fairly convinced hockey doesn’t really have rules, just a loose set of guidelines

The rules say that the puck has to cross the line and go in the net to count as a goal, everything else for how it crosses the line is fair game

bemusedlybespectacled:

invisiblerobotgirl:

Gosh, that part in Much Ado About Nothing when Beatrice and Benedick read each other’s secret love letters and admit their love is always so cute. But, like, too cute. 

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That’s more like it. That’s the response I’d expect of two hyper-critical sarcastic dorks in love.

I once saw a production that did both: Benedick thought that Beatrice’s love letter was adorable, meanwhile Beatrice is reading Benedick’s like

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/theclumsiestninja/173113841193/tumblr_okp5j7gbL71vgerge?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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lacefuneral:

reisz:

unarguably the funniest moment in the entire podcast so far

summary (because this audio isn’t edited and has irrelevant filler)

-Taako purchases The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles:A stone which, on a successful Persuasion check, can be traded to anyone for the most valuable thing they have in their possession” for 900 gold.

-He also purchases a book that increases his persuasion skill, and uses it.

-Taako convinces Garfield the Deals Warlock to give him the Flaming Poisoning Raging Sword Of Doom (an extremely overpowered weapon worth 60,000 gold that Griffin placed in the game as a joke.) for The Slicer of Tapeer-Wheer Isles.

-The trade succeeds, and Taako (a wizard who has no use for a weapon like this) immediately straps it to his back, revealing that he purchased it as a fashion accessory.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

storytellerluna:

lentilswitheverything:

willietheshakes:

wickedpissahnerd:

willietheshakes:

Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at handler!!! Hi handler!!! Ready your finest treats for the good boy!!!”

My favorite are dogs who are supposed to be fierce but are so clearly playing at it. Just dubbing in growls can’t change that butt-wiggle of “I’m doing THE THING and soon I’ll get PRAISE and play with MY TOY”

Yes. This too.

In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they’re actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn’t stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of shot holding lots of nice sausage.

what did we do to deserve dogs

DOGGOS ARE PURE SOULS