stream:

“I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” 

John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

ahsteria:

♡ tag yourself: cute names

love: overthinker, long baths with rose petals, sad yet powerful smiles, old libraries, often found staring at the stars, hands smudged with graphite, no sleep™️

honey: messy hair, loud yet beautiful laughter, bold colors, swirly handwriting, pink lipstick, wandering through art museums, dancing for no reason, vibrant dreams

sweetheart: summer breezes, compliments everyone, probably owns a pair of overalls, tea drinker, can’t sing for shit but still does anyway, favorite type of food is dessert

cutie: likes baking, says they’re stupid but is actually really damn smart, wants pastel hair, takes really nice notes, ice cream, favorite article of clothing is an oversized hoodie, pretty eyes

darling: s o f t, fav color is either yellow or pink, lots of flowers, wants to pet a cat, sleepy, actually has time to eat breakfast, rainy days, lip gloss

batdykes:

dc mutual a: henry cavill is so hot he’s my daddy i want to fuck his mustache

dc mutual b: i fucking hate dc this company is garbage i’ll kill my whole self if they open their mouth one more time

dc mutual c: WHERE IS SUPERBOY. WHERE IS KON EL. WHER EIS HE EGIEV HIM BACK GIEV HIMNBAVK GIVE HIMBBACK

dc mutual d: poison ivy is real and a lesbian she ate my p*ssy behind the batburger

dc mutual e: im only here for jason todd. everyone else? choke

dc mutual f: anyone in this thread watch arrow????

dc mutual g: [posting pictures of nightwing’s butt]

dc mutual h: have you a moment to talk about our lord and saviour dceu flash?? my baby?? my son??? precious boy????

dc mutual i: [only posts about obscure characters that have been missing since the 90s]

dc mutual j: god i wish lena luthor would raw me