Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?
Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
I’m here to tell you, gladiator matches are still a thing pal
hm. Interesting. the last time I tried to behead a man for prestige and right to majesty, I was dragged out of the alleyway by three very unreasonable men of the law and I would like to know where you live
no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”
bill winks across the table at harry
ron screams
“GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY.”
“Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy.”
I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF
Oh God…and Harry flirting shamelessly with Fred and George and them flirting back just to piss Ron off…..I need it
Ron wakes up to harry wearing a different Weasleys sweater every morning
tattoo shop/flower shop au!! mccree is the proud owner of his own tattoo shop (called deadeye) after having worked as reyes’ apprentice at blackwatch tattoos. hanzo is new in town and just opened up a flower shop down the street from deadeye. he pops in for touch ups sometimes, and then decides to get a bigger tattoo from him (he’s wanted that for a while, of course, but the fact that it takes multiple sessions so he has an excuse to come back to mccree is definitely a bonus). definitely more to come!!
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