Author: theclumsiestninja

assassinationtipsforladies:

mszombi:

fussyconcussy:

a girl whos tummy is sore because she ate dairy: is a bit quiet
a guy:She was perfect, pure maddening sex, and she knew it, and she played on it, dripped it, and allowed you to suffer for it

This reminded me of an article I read years ago covering some lolita event. The reporter wrote something about how lolitas claimed lolita fashion was non-sexual, but he found it hard to believe after seeing the way they “seductively nibbled on cookies”

I don’t remember what the article was or what event it was covering, but I remember that one line because it just, like, filled me with so much rage. Like goddamn, maybe they just wanted to eat some fucking cookies, its not their fault you got a boner over it. 

“it’s not their fault you got a boner over it” is such an important statement in way too many contexts

fourlughero:

tilthat:

TIL Ray Bradbury first titled Fahrenheit 451 “The Fireman”, then called a local fire station to ask what temperature it would take to actually ignite books. The responding firemen placed him on hold and burnt a book, then reported that the heat required was “Fahrenheit 451″.

via reddit.com

That’s such a fire fighter thing to do.

“You know what? That’s a good question. I’m gonna put you on hold while I find out”

therealraewest:

hippo141:

therealraewest:

I see what you’re doing, amazon

Worker strike in amazon! Don’t order to support the strikers 🙂

/ exactly. Amazon users and Prime users in particular are gonna get notifications and promos for the leadup to prime day or as Amazon’s method of luring you in or distracting you from the strike, IGNORE IT. Don’t buy anything, don’t open the app or the website today, don’t give them your business until the strikers demands are met. If you feel so inclined, take to social media and tell them that you’ll be avoiding using their services in reverence of the strike.