FUCK I JUST SAW SOMEONE MENTION THAT LIN SHOUTED “ABRACA-FUCK-YOU” AND YALL HAVE NO IDEA HOW BROKEN I AM THAT I DONT HAVE THAT IN MY HANDS THIS INSTANT
I was playing pokemon go the other day with friends and I managed to hop into a kyogre raid last minute and it started to rain really, really heavily. we joke and say “kyogre’s drizzle made it rain!” and laugh about it and proceed to take it down pretty easily. so i’m trying to catch this bigass blue whale with a waterlogged phone screen, huddled under a tiny umbrella with the two friends that were watching me do this, and I manage to actually curveball and catch kyogre. the ball clicked with its little star animation and all at once – the rain just abruptly stopped
the heavy as hell, soaking us to the very bone drenching the socks in our shoes rain lasted the duration of the raid until the exact second that ball clicked
it was the most surreal moment of my life. i think i may have just completed pokemon sapphire irl.
I just found out that my youngest cousin stole my credit card info and has been buying stuff like there is no tomorrow, so my balance is in red now
There has been a huge family argument and for now he cannot give the money back (nor can his parents). Would anyone get mad if I asked for donations/commissions? I will write drabbles for you, up to 1500 words!
Sorry for the bother and the pathetic request, but I almost had a heartattack when I checked my balance ;_; I’ve no idea what the hell got into his mind and everyone in the family is either as angry as me or confused as fuck.
I hope your cousin is getting punished for this, this is blatant fraud and theft. I agree with everyone else, try and report your card as stolen, maybe the card company and do something to get that money back in your account.
Guys if you can please spread the word, donate or commission if you can. Lafaiette is an absolute sweetheart and doesn’t deserve this shit.
a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water
Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.
the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy
Let me tell you of A Thing.
Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.
Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.
cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god
it took the better part of two hours rummaging in old sketch books but I FOUND THE ORIGINAL CONCEPT SKETCH FOR RGB are you ready to have your minds fricken blown at the level of sophistication and arduous decision making
Do u think Hulk just spouts random shit in Bruce’s head during the day that makes Bruce laugh and he always writes it down and eventually makes a twitter account Just For Hulk’s Bullshit and it becomes an extremely popular account and people are unsure if its just a shitpost generator or if its actually Bruce Banner quoting the Hulk
most popular tweet:
“how do i explain this woman on the subway that im not laughing at her, im laughing cause hulk saw me read about water levels rising up and said ‘hulk promise he pooped in ocean only once. hulk very sorry’”
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