If Cthulhu can be summoned by humans who are so far beneath it, why can’t humans be summoned by ants? The answer is they should be.
Well if a bunch of ants formed a circle in my house I’d certainly notice, try to figure out where they’d all come from, and possibly wreak destruction there.
That’s why knowing and correctly pronouncing the true name is so important to the ritual. Imagine how impossible it would be to not go take a look if the circle of ants started chanting your name.
And they’re like, you can’t leave because we drew a line made of tiny crystals – now you have to do us a favor.
And you’re like, let’s just see where this goes “yup, you got me… what’s the favor?”
and usually the favor is like, “kill this one ant for us” or “give me a pile of sugar” and you’re like… okay? and you do, because why not, it isn’t hard for you and boy is this going to be a fucking story to tell, these fucking ants chanting your name and wanting a spoonful of sugar or whatever.
And SOMEtimes you get asked for things you can’t really do, one of them, she’s like, “I love this ant but she won’t pay any attention to me, make me important to her” and you’re like… um? how? So you just kill every ant in the colony except the two of them, ta-da! problem solved! and the first ant is like *horrified whisper* “what have I done”
This is the best explanation for higher powers I’ve ever really heard.
TIL a cave goat that went extinct approx. 5,000 years ago is the first known mammal to have become cold-blooded. Their bone growth rate is unlike any other mammal, and more similar to crocodiles in showing slow and adaptive rates to environmental temperature.
The goat’s binomial name is Myotragus balearicus. It was kind of an oddball in a lot of other ways, too, an example being that it had forward-facing eyes, giving it stereoscopic vision, which was pretty odd for an ungulate.
can’t believe we missed out on hte fucked up crocodile goat. 😦
that was the devil
What the what
having a bad time picturing what a goat with forward facing eyes would look like
it went extinct because anything that saw it instinctively wanted to kill it
that goat listens to AJJ and rolls its own cigs
So its strange…
I’ve never wanted to legit cosplay something more than I want to with White Diamond
Like yes, there have been characters before where i’m all “oh that would be such an awesome cosplay” and i’ll daydream about cosplaying them for about a day but it never goes anywhere because the outfit gets wildly unrealistic and i’d never do anything with the outfit afterwards so what’s the point
but white diamond
like holy shit i could do that
the dress probably isn’t too terribly complicated to make (it probably is and i’m giving every dressmaker an aneurysm now by saying that)
and i could possibly wear that dress again outside of cosplay
like im sitting here thinking of how exactly to pull off WD’s makeup and how to get myself looking white af with a hint of shimmer
i never think about the makeup in my passing cosplay daydreams holy shit
You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.
You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.
Also, to answer Keith’s question, they were talking about what they’re looking forward to doing back on Earth. They got to movie marathons. Shrek was bound to come up.
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