Some peoole blow my mind
Tag yourself, I’m the tramp in slutty shorts buying a Mickey pretzel.
I mean my childless ass is going to WDW in April. I’ll make sure I get a mickey pretzel and wear slutty shorts.
featured in: people who had kids because it was a societal obligation and are regretting it later
The sheer amount of “BEING A PARENT IS AMAZING AND CHILDREN ARE PERFECT ALSO YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN MISERY UNTIL YOU SQUEEZE A 7-POUND SCREAMING SNOT-FILLED MELON OUT OF YOUR VAGINA AND THEN PARENTED ITS TANTRUMMING ASS FOR 18 YEARS BUT ALSO CHILDREN ARE A GIFT AND A MIRACLE AND CHILDLESS PEOPLE ARE SELFISH BASTARDS WHO PROBABLY SNORT COKE AND CLUB BABY SEALS BEFORE PEPPER-SPRAYING CHILDREN IN LINE FOR SPACE MOUNTAIN” some parents exhibit is truly terrifying. These people sound like my mother. My mother was emotionally abusive. I feel really bad for their kids.
The “Millennials are garbage” dig is just the gravy on the duck.
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