americankimchi:

fjord’s patron: C O N S U M E. L E A R N. G R O W. AND… WAIT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

fjord, about to go down on caleb: …you said “consume”

fjord’s patron: I COULD NOT MORE CLEARLY HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO SOURCES OF ARCANE KNOWLEDGE.

fjord:

fjord: i mean, technically speaking,

fjord’s patron: I’M GOING TO STOP YOU RIGHT THERE