an au where drax and mantis are nyc detectives
drax: i got you a bear claw, it is neither a bear or claw-like but a pastry
mantis: i am grateful it is not a bear
peter quill: i heard you guys are the baddest cops for brooklyn
drax: we are not corrupt police officers. our arrests are founded on due process and factual evidence
mantis: we are very ethically minded *eats a bear claw*
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