kravitz goes to reap someone. when they get upset he tries to explain how death isn’t so bad but then they cut in and say “actually I was kinda hoping lup would take my soul”

marywhal:

kravitz: ……………….

craig, necromancer and lup fanboy: i mean i’m sure you’re, uh, great too, but as soon as i heard lup was working for the raven queen i started doing a lot more rituals with fire and i just thought… you know…

kravitz: that’s really not how this works

craig: well, obviously i know that now, but do you think… i mean is she busy?

kravitz, reaping craig’s soul: things will be easier with two more reapers, i said. the astral plane will run so smoothly. they saved the planar system surely they deserve a lighter sentence…

kravitz has no one but himself to blame. he brought this on himself.