THE TODOROKIS DO NOT BELIEVE IN PANS
APPLY THE BACON DIRECTLY TO THE BODY AND SSSSSSSSZZZ
kurogiri, a reasonable person: dabi here’s the pan if you want to cook your bacon
dabi, a heathen: *already lying on the couch with no shirt on, five strips of raw pork strewn across his stomach and sizzling*
dabi: the what
bonus:
Shouto, lying next to his bro on the floor, also covered in bacon: how long do I leave it
dabi: like 3 minutes
Fuyumi,weakly: stop teaching him weird things you animal