Them: why are you competing in our cooking show today?
Me: the government banned gladiator matches yet I yearn for glory in the arena
I’m here to tell you, gladiator matches are still a thing pal
hm. Interesting. the last time I tried to behead a man for prestige and right to majesty, I was dragged out of the alleyway by three very unreasonable men of the law and I would like to know where you live
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